People often ask me,
"What's the drink people order the most?" Well, I honestly
can't answer that because as soon as I say, "Maybe Bloody Mary,"
I'll think, "Well, vodka tonic, no, wait...Miller Lite," and it
just goes on and on! But there do seem to be certain drinks
that certain groups of people order consistently, whether it's
by age, race, gender, or a combination. Sometimes there'll be
like a huge trucker-looking guy who'll order a Pina Colada with
extra whipped cream and his wife will order a Bud, but that
doesn't happen often. So here goes...!
Black guys
Courvoisier
Gin and juice (gin and
orange juice)
Heineken
Hennessy
Martell
Remy (Remy Martin)
Black Women
Brandy
Brandy Alexander
(brandy, Kahlua, and cream) *VEGAS STYLE*
Buttweiser (Budweiser)
E&J
Pina Colada (rum, Pina
Colada mix, whipped cream, and cherry) *VEGAS STYLE*
Shod-a-naze
(Chardonnay)
British (Cheerio!)
Shandy (supposed to be
beer and lemonade made the British way, but no one knows
what that means, so it's beer and 7 UP)
Vodker lemonade (vodka
lemonade - vodka, sweet and sour, 7 UP, and lemon) *VEGAS
STYLE*
Bums
Bourbon with a beer
back (Bourbon and a Budweiser)
Canadians
Black Velvet
Canadian Club
Cowboys
Curs Light (Coors
Light)
Crown (Crown Royal)
Crown and Coke (Crown
Royal and Coke)
Jack (Jack Daniel's)
Jack and Coke (Jack
Daniel's and Coke)
Europeans
Bud (Budweiser)
Lemonade (sweet and
sour, 7 UP, and lemon) *VEGAS STYLE*
Whisky (scotch)
Flaming Gay Guys
Refer to Young
white girls and Yuppie chicks
Hicks / Rednecks
Alabama Slammer (sloe
gin, amaretto, Southern Comfort, orange juice)
Amaretta or amarillo
(amaretto)
Colorado Bulldog
(vodka, Kahlua, cream, and Coke)
Yukon Jack
Hookers
Whatever their pimps
tell them to drink
Mexican guys
Bud (Budweiser)
Shee-vas (Chivas
Regal)
Corona
Johnny Walker (Johnny
Walker Black Label)
Tequila
Whisky (they usually
mean scotch)
Mexican women
Kahlua (they mean
Kahlua and milk)
Margarita (tequila,
triple sec, sweet and sour, and lime)
Pina Colada (rum, Pina
Colada mix, whipped cream, and cherry) *VEGAS STYLE*
Tequila Sunrise
(tequila, orange juice, grenadine, lime and cherry)
Old Skinny-Ass
Chain-Smoking Video Poker Gamble-holic White Women
Black coffee
Old white guys
Boilermaker (shot of
bourbon and a beer)
Gin martini (gin, dry
vermouth, and olive)
Highball or bourbon
high (supposed to be bourbon and water but some people want
bourbon with soda, Coke, 7 UP, or ginger ale)
Manhattan (whiskey,
sweet vermouth, and cherry)
O'Doul's
Old-Fashioned
(bourbon, soda, sugar, bitters, mashed cherry, and cherry)
Rob Roy (scotch, sweet
vermouth, and cherry)
Rusty Nail (scotch and
Drambuie)
Old white women
Bloody Mary (vodka,
Bloody Mary mix, and lime) *VEGAS STYLE*
Brandy Alexander
(brandy, Kahlua, and cream) *VEGAS STYLE*
Grasshopper (green
crème de menthe, white crème de cacao, and cream)
Hot Toddy (bourbon,
hot water, and sugar)
Pink Lady (gin, cream,
and grenadine)
Stinger (brandy and
white crème de menthe)
Orientals (Asians -
whatever)
Gin tonic
Heineken
Hot chocolate, no
whipped cream
Hot milk (sometimes
with honey)
Hot tea
Hot water
Orange juicey, no icey
or oran u, no i(orange juice, no ice)
Tomato, no i (tomato
juice, no ice)
Pimps
Courvoisier and Coke
Hennessy and Coke
Martell and Coke
Remy and Coke
Young Oriental girls
(usually Japanese)
Campari and orange
juice
Creme de cassis
Moscow Mule (supposed
to be vodka and ginger beer, but who the hell has ginger
beer, so we make it vodka and ginger ale)
Young white girls
Apple martini (vodka,
Apple Pucker, and cherry)
Bacardi Silver,
Smirnoff Ice, Skyy Blue
Cape Cod (vodka and
cranberry juice)
Cosmopolitan (vodka,
cranberry juice, triple sec, lime juice, and lime)
Lemon Drop (Absolut
Citron, sugar, and lemon)
Malibu and pineapple
(Malibu and pineapple juice)
Michelob Ultra
Midori Sour (Midori,
sweet and sour, and cherry)
Sex on the Beach
(vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice)
*VEGAS STYLE*
Vodka martini (vodka,
dry vermouth, and olive)
Young white guys
Adios (Adios
Motherfucker - gin, rum, tequila, vodka, triple sec, sweet
and sour, blue curacao, and lemon)
Bacardi Silver,
Smirnoff Ice, Skyy Blue
Beer (any kind)
Corona NFL (Corona, no
fucking lime)
Double O7 (Stoli
Ohranj, orange juice, 7 UP)
G 'n' t (gin, tonic,
and lime)
Jack and Coke (Jack
Daniel's and Coke)
Jager (Jagermeister)
Jager Bomb (shot of
Jagermeister and side of Red Bull)
Kamikaze (vodka,
triple sec, and lime juice)
Long Island (Long
Island Iced Tea - gin, rum, tequila, vodka, triple sec,
sweet and sour, Coke, and lemon)
Morgan and Coke
(Captain Morgan and Coke)
Silver Bullet (Coors
Light)
So Co and Coke
(Southern Comfort and Coke, very Keanu Reeves, very
annoying)
T 'n' t (Tanqueray,
tonic, and lime)
Vodka and Red Bull
Yuppie Chicks
Bottled water with
lemon
Champagne
Cosmopolitan (vodka,
cranberry juice, triple sec, lime juice, and lime)
Diet Coke with lemon
Kir Royale (champagne,
creme de cassis, and lemon twist)
Mimosa (champagne and
orange juice)
Perrier
White wine
White wine spritzer
(white wine, club soda, and lemon twist)
White Zinfandel
Early Morning Drinks
Baileys and coffee
(Baileys Irish Cream and coffee, with or without whipped
cream)
Bloody Mary (vodka,
Bloody Mary mix, and lime) *VEGAS STYLE*
Mimosa (champagne and
orange juice)
Red beer (beer and
tomato juice)
Screwdriver (vodka and
orange juice)
*VEGAS STYLE* means
the way it's usually made in Vegas. In other words, if
you're a real bartender you'll laugh your ass off.
