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I can't believe how many nice people are out there who take the time to write, not to ask a question, but just to say they like me...they really like me!


12-16-05

Great website, you nailed those stereo types perfectly. You have a keen knack of "calling a spade a spade" without sounding offensive. I found your website just today, it was definitely enjoyable. The hospitality business is also my career and 2 ½ years ago, after 15 long mindless years- working for corporations I retired my ties and started my own consulting business. My most recent project is bring a very high profile Miami Beach hotel to Las Vegas. It has been challenging, however we are very close. This projects demanded a ton research and kept me busy, jumping from website to website. Nothing compares to yours. Keep up the good work and maybe think about doing other reality websites. Everybody in the world seems to be hooked on reality TV, I personally can not stand the stuff – but it does sell. In a days shift, you probably here more bull----, that most people will in a lifetime, give it back to them, using a neo cocktailese-sorta politically correct manner. When contracts are done, I will give you the businesses name.

Take care,
Matthew


1-7-06

Hello Dollie !

OK how many times have you heard that one? I surfed onto your website after a long drive home and wasted about an enjoyable hour reading all your stuff. Seriously I think you could write a guidebook or something you have a very entertaining style. I've been to Vegas a couple of times recently and fell in love with the place and I recognised a lot of the things you were saying and it gave me a good laugh. The tipping section would be useful especially for us Brits who arent used to it - I thought the drinks _were_ free when you are playing cards lol. Not that I'd want to live there though I think all the glitz would wear off really quickly. And its so hot.

Take care,
Mark.


1-8-06

I like your website a lot.
Thanks for the tips and insights!

Ottho


1-9-06

Dollie,
I very much liked your website, for it communicates your mind and self image! As well as the wise wit gleaned from all your experiences. I read every word on your site, it was quite compelling. I can almost hear the rushing of wind past your ears as you get your thing done. If you were to write a book about your unique angle of your experiences, it would do more justice to your sharp and detailed perception, and, more importantly, provide your unique insight and perspective with wings, so that they be shared by a broader (and better paying) public.

I am thoroughly inspired!

Best regards

Aaron


1-9-06

You should publish a print version and illustrate it with your own art work

Have a great day

Will


1-26-06

very cute pics :)

An your website is very interesting..
thanks

Callum


2-3-06

Hi Dolly

Loved your Cinderella joke. Here's another, in the same vein.

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but it was the wrong time of the month.

"Never mind" said her fairy godmother, "I'll turn this pumpkin into a tampon, but you must be back before midnight...."

Keep em coming.

Regards

Dave


2-6-06

Dollie,

hi my name is chrissy and i LOVE reading your daily rounds! i live in Ohio and have been to vegas, once and a return trip scheduled this year.

i read about your son calling 911 and it has happened to me! my nephew did at my house,we were having an informal family picnic, he was 2 1/2 playing with the phone, and when the cops tried calling back, we didnt recognize the number...so they showed up. my dog was barking like mad and the cop was going to mace my dog!!! when everything did finally get straightened out...we got a warning ticket for inducing a panic, but it could have held a fine with it. needless to say we apologized, but he wasnt in the mood for that!

keep up the great daily rounds! my husband and i love reading them!

take care

chrissy


2-20-06

Dear Cocktail Doll,

I went to Vegas this past weekend for the first time and so I wish I'd read your site before I left, although I am happy to tell you that I did tip for each drink, had my money ready to go each time she came back around, and didn't make her wait!  We were at the Texas Hold 'Em bonus table at the Paris.  Of course now I'm reading all these sites after the fact

I just wanted to tell you that your Joshua is just beautiful (we had our baby in December 2004 and she is the light of our lives as Joshua seems to be for you!) and that you should be a comedienne.  Your site is so funny, I laughed out loud while reading it.

Best of luck on tips and I look forward to more Daily Rounds!!

Sincerely, MA


3-1-06

I am going to Vegas in May.  I wish I knew where and when you worked so I could pull ALL of the stupid things people do on you.

Don't get me wrong after I messed with you for about three rounds....STIFFING you each time....I would tell you I am a big fan and tip you big.

I DO NOT blame you for not advertising where you work and I hope to run across you accidentally.

You're sight is VERY well done.  It is both humorous and informative....the later being why I checked it out in the first place.  I was at Las Vegas Advisor and there was a link in an article about tipping.  GREAT page there, but the how to order and daily rounds are my favorite....Hope you update soon.

I have tried to get my wife to read these stories, but she is not interested, so I "force"  some of the better ones on her.  It is amazing how people Keep gambling when DEATH an VOMITING are going on around them.

Any way keep the funny stories coming and I'll keep reading.....I have not even gotten through the whole site yet.

Thank you for the entertainment

By the way Josh is an adorable child............you're story about the bitch at wal-mart with you're mother kind of pissed me off too.

How can you not love ....well children in general...... but you're own flesh and blood......that grandma needs to be removed from the family circle or something.

John


3-2-06

Hey Cocktail Doll!  I thought your site was very informative!  I will be flying into Vegas this weekend.  Staying at the Strat!  Have a good one!

Robert


3-8-06

Dollie

My firned and i are planning a trip to vegas soon, and i feel confident i won't make an ass of myself when i go thanks to your site. I can tell you something about getting stiffed, i used to work at a greehouse, where my job was to shovel horse manure into a bag, tie it up and load it into peoples car while they watched, citing reasons they can't help or just saying nothing. working for a year, i recieved maybe 4 tips, and believe me my pay didn't compensate me for it. i know it doesn't sound like a usual place to tip someone, but the fact is i provide an added service in loading bags, one which isn't part of my job. anyways, back to the point i can't wait to see vegas, and any tips on tipping will surely only ensure a pleasurable experience for both me, and the casino staff i interact with, so thanks again.


3-21-06

Aloha Dollie,

I heard your interview on Kimo’s show a couple of months ago and loved your energy and honesty. I must admit, for some reason I expected a typical blond (no offense to blonds) looking young cocktail waitress type. I really like the website and Wow what a shock when I saw your picture, you look like your ready to be on stage in a headliner type show (tasteful show)!

Anyway, we visit vegas 2-3 times a year and the advice you gave on the show and web site is right on. We’re not highrollers but we tip well and always make friends with the cocktail ladies. Its so true that if you take care of them they take care of you! We always tip $5-10 dollars at the start of a session and as you know we never get served the cheap stuff after that!

Keep up the great job with the web site and continue to share your positive energy and information!

Aloha, Mahalo Nui

Big G


4-1-06

you are so cute and sexy!

no not a pervert but i would love to marry you and have lots of children!

Inachu


4-27-06

Hi Dollie

Just want to make sure you are OK, I miss the updates in the Daily Rounds.

Hope all is going good for you and your son. Keep up the good work.

Dennis


5-8-06

update the site  please  or put up some nice  pics of you   you pretty lady   I love to read  your in site   and  your not bad to look at  thank   you 

Mark


5-8-06

Great site,so much info for my next trip to vegas. Thanks

Raul


5-8-06

Hi,

Thank you for validating my personal guess of $1.00/drink as a proper tip! I never knew if it was enough, and I do always try to be nice. As a female, I can only assume how vulgar some of the men, especially drunk men, can be. I figure as a female, I really ought to try to make up for how you gals are ?probably? mistreated by  the men.

Lastly, I wanted to tell you how ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL your English is-not because you don't look 'like an American,' because anyone who looks anyway looks like an American, but because I have read hundreds of English essays from (my) college students, decades of books, magazines etc., and not a lot of them were as well written as your pages. thanks for your site and thanks for the refreshing read! 

Jane


5-8-06

Dollie,

I stumbled on your site and ended up reading every page. Just wanted to let you know that I truly enjoyed it. Great writings and sense of humor.

Andy


5-9-06

Hello Dollie,

I just finished reading your daily rounds and am still smiling!  I was sad to see the last post was in February and hope all is well with you and yours (what a beautiful boy your Joshua is!)  I linked to your web site from LVA's recent column on drink comp prices.  I sent your web address on to several friends.  What a great perspective on what happens in Vegas! I am so curious about all the behind scenes of what makes Vegas tick.   I am headed there next month and can't wait!  I will be on the look out for you.

Patty


5-19-06

I just wanted to say I really like your website.  I am going to pass along your "tipping" and "order" tips to someone I know that can use them.

And your "daily rounds" are really FUN to read.

Anyway...just wanted to say thanks for your website!  And THANK YOU for putting up with us Vegas Vacationers!

Challe


5-24-06

Excellent write up. Thank you so much for confirming what I had already suspected. Keep putting this out on the TA message boards. We could all use a lesson based on the number of questions on this topic.

Hope all I meet in Vegas are like you.

Destiny


5-25-06

Hello,

Just wanted to drop a line saying that I greatly appreciate your site.   My husband and I are planning a trip to Vegas in the future.....and frankly, I am such a casino novice it is scary.  I very much did NOT want to be that woman who looks at her husband for advice before she says anything...and was a little afraid I might be.   But now I have a good basic idea of the "proper" behavior and while I will still watch other people a lot...I can now relax and have fun....and isn't that the idea of a vacation after all?

Anyway.  Thanks for taking the time to do this, and for being so detailed.  I appreciate it.

-Kezia


5-30-06

Hello...

 

Just a quickie commending you for taking the time for this very important info!

 

It's amazing how truly clueless people can be, so I just read most of your tips and found myself nodding with affirmation (I am a banker and was also a club DJ for years when "younger"...I'm 41 now). Just really valuable info that I'm FWD to my cheap ass wealthy buddies asap!! LOL !

 

Anyway, much luck to you and your adorable family :)

 

Thanks!

 

Scott


 

5-30-06

Dear Dollie,

I pleasantly "trudged" through your ENTIRE web site (with no goal in mind) and was enthralled by its originality, creativity and candor.  You have a writing talent that excels and a personality that matches.

I was a frequent visitor to Las Vegas until I retired and often wondered what cocktail waitresses said and thought about the number of crazy people they had to deal with.  Your report is an answer to my question.

At the ripe old age of 67, I have no ulterior motives other to say I wish you and your son well and anticipate good karma for both of you in the future.  Since your story now appears on "Attu sees all", your hits will soar (and you can write a book).

My best regards

Jebby


 

5-30-06

Thank You.

An awsome web page with great information

Thank You again, Have a fine day

Ted


5-31-06

Hi Dollie,

I liked your information page on beer.com it is very helpful. I am off to Las Vegas next year with a friend who has been there before but I have not so it’s nice to get the low down before I go. I really like your drawings you have a real talent and your son is a very cute baby who takes after his mom. Anyway I might get to see you when I am out there next.

Take Care

Ben


5-31-06

You are one smart cookie...

...and I thoroughly enjoyed your website!

Gary and Mary


5-31-06

I enjoyed reading your website,  thanks for the tips !!!

Reade.


5-31-06

I happened upon your web page,  it was sent to me by a friend. 

I started reading what you had to say in "tipping tips" and I LOVED IT!!

Then I went on to read more on your web page, and I could have written this myself...Your likes, dislikes, junk food,products, music, tv shows, Mc Dreamy, everything it seems.... and yes, if I had a million zillion dollars I too would be a forensic psychologist.

I love your page, (your baby is to die for cute) and I love EVERYTHING you had to say and HOW you said it. You have a fabulous articulation when writting and an awesome

sense of humor, wit and sarcasm. I love it!! And did I mention you are stunningly beautiful?

Im a single mom, and even though I could never be a cocktail waitress, as a potential customer I found your website very informative and useful!

Well, I just wanted you to know that I thought your web page is GREAT!!

Phonexia


5-31-06

Hi Dollie,

Thank you for the site updates! You really cheered me up tonight. I was cracking up at all your April rounds and wanted more, so I went back and re-read February: "It July in Japan!"

Then I looked at your pics and saw the updates of Joshua. What a cutie! I like his new look with the glasses and haircut. Is it strange that a single guy appreciates the baby pictures? Just because I'm 40ish, bald, handle-bar mustache, and tend to say "hehe" proves nothing! OK, I hope that was funnier than it was creepy. But Joshua looks like such a happy, great little guy, you must feel blessed every day.

I'm gradually getting clues to where you work (no pictures allowed [OK, that's almost all casinos], posh enough for "whales", etc.), so I can find you one day and goof on you until you realize I'm one of your fans, and bonk me with your tray. Other people have their dreams; this is mine.

Not really all that stalkerish,
Jim

P.S. I hope you are holding up OK AAI (After American Idol).


6-2-06

Hello Dollie,

I really enjoyed perusing your site and reading your brilliantly acerbic excerpts.  I love your wit!

-- David


6-3-06

I and my wife come to vegas every year and everything you said is true about tipping . We know that your there to make money and so we tip very well. One because we get better service and two because some times you smile. Even though you ladies are very pretty you just cant bet a pretty smile. Thanks for your hard work.   PS The pics in the bubble bath are HOTTT!!!!

Keith

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